im still alive but im barely breathing
ill be back in 5 weeks yo
scared the shit out of me every time
my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral
reblogging again just for that omg
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into
Found this in my brother’s room this morning. I have never felt so disappointed in my life that that little fucker supports rape culture. Look at her damn outfit. This game was made to sexualize women and make men comfortable with treating women like scantly-clad objects.
Fuck this world. Fuck the patriarchy. I can’t handle this bullshit anymore.
I’m more wondering why you don’t respect your brother enough as a human being to realize that you shouldn’t infringe on his privacy
yeah because being a nosey cunt is a good idea.
Not quite sure how playing as a chainsaw-wielding, cheerleading zombie hunter supports rape culture just because of her dressing how she wants.
That and the fact that if you actually played the game. OP, you’d find that it’s actually a fairly scathing deconstruction/parody of such games.
But it’s just easier to sit down at the keyboard and go “RAWR MEN BAD” isn’t it?
I think the game sounds dumb but it isn’t my cup of tea. I never once looked at it and thought OMGSEXISMRAWR though.
Uhm Juliet Starling the main character of the game killed her first zombie before she could walk. Has 2 sisters also zombie hunters. Her father respects her choices and wishes as well as that of his other children. Her boyfriend is the support in all mannerism. You know being a head and all.
The game as said satirizes many genres as well as the damsel in distress concept. As Nick her boyfriend has to be saved a few times in the game play. She uses her cheer leading experience to defeat the zombies.
So female lead being comfortable in her sexuality and femininity kicking zombie ass with pom poms and pole dancing spins is ‘rape culture’
Also you invading your brother’s privacy for notes on a blogging site to seem righteous on an issue you have clearly only learned about on said site.
Really put your foot in your mouth there didn’t you
i’ll finish this in the next couple of days
also, i really wished i knew the color of these clothes, i don’t wanna color anything in black and white but
searching for Justice pics and getting pictures of Victoria Justice
How to make him a sandwich.
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i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible