h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

frickertreater:

he’s levelling buildings now

he’s become too powerful

we have to stop skrillex

so sick of seeing bad grammar on this website

shadyfriend:

who
*whom

you
*youm

me
*meme

me beginning of day: I am going to shower wash my hair exfoliate moisturise drink 2 litres of water eat lots of fruit and vegetables do the laundry and dishes read a book pet a dog help the homeless donate to cancer and finish all my work
me end of the day: still in bed rotting away

diarycrux:

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

riceisholy:

Real fucking talk from a pixel ghost

"I like how…."

me when I don’t like how (via oikawabooru)

parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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spitblaze:

Honestly the fact that people are saying that skeletons aren’t funny anymore because all of Tumblr jumped on it tells me nothing except the fact that it is COMPLETELY possible to be a meme hipster.

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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